a man..a woman..

gosh...is it just my computer..or is everyone facing the same problem??..FACEBOOK is really annoying..=(

anyway..guess what happen???...i bang the divider..AGAIN!!!...oh noo..how am i gonna tell my dad??...well..it was raining heavily..and i was 'unsilenting' my mobile..like pro la..one hand holding hand phone another the steering wheel..it was raining like really heavy..!!..too heavy..and BANG!!.. i heard the noise..i was like..oh crap!!!..NOT NOW..i wanted to cry..and i almost knocked the van..gosh..WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME??..i couldn't see anything..the rain was sooo heavy..the wiper aint doing any good..=( but it wasn't dented or anything..just the paint is scrapped off ..

anyway i know what my parents gonna say..it's either 'no more taking the car' or 'i told you to drive slowly' ..it's so predictable.. but do they know that by discouraging one they are actually diminishing the self-esteem in that person?? i mean as it is that person in a shock level..they are only making it worse..plus i didnt do it on purpose..and by not allowing me to take the car..i'm only getting worse..

hmm..if only i was a parent..i would say to my child..'thank God your alright..be more careful next time..or pray before you start driving..' seee...that sounds better right??..you telling your child..'it's ok to make mistake and learn from it' ..and the child on the other hand..doesn't want to disappoint her parents..and thus she'll be more careful...*sigh*..simply psychology..but anyway they should know better..kononya tasted salt earlier...=)

well anyway..i came across this song about men and women from my parents 'marriage encounter' book..and chill!!..i'm not getting married or anything..i was just looking through...is there any songs i know..and this was written brilliantly..kinda funny..
would u like to hear the men or the laddies one 1st??..erm..the men 1st k..we save THE BEST FOR THE LAST..hehehehe..=p

A MAN

A man is a creature we can't overlook
As easy to read as a page in the book
He'll brag and he'll boast of the women he spurned
But just like a door-knob his head can be turned!

As strong as an ox or as meek as a pup
He's just a small boy who'll never grow up
A leader by day he makes business hum
Then wind up at night under some woman's thumb! ...(lol)

Complains he's henpecked and treated so bad
But if he's ignored he hollers like mad!
He knows all the method of landing a fish
But still can't be trusted at drying a dish!!

A man..any woman will say..
whatever he is..we like him that way..

A WOMAN

A woman is something both evil and good
But too complicated to be understood
An angel when loving, a devil when mad
A woman can make you both happy and sad!

Afraid of cockroach, she'll scream at a mouse
But she'll tackle her husband as big as a house!
She'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse
She'll bust his head open and the be his nurse!!..(hehe)

She's bashful deceitful, keen-sighted and blind
Simple and crafty, cruel and kind
In the morning she will, in the evening she won't
You're always at thinking she will, but SHE WON'T!!..

A woman..what can she be?
Whatever she is, she's necessary!

hehehe...what you think??..cool right??
so smart these people..

anyway..i saw this joke..about how important punctuation is..
and a sentence was giving to both man and woman..for them to punctuate..and see how it turns out..

the sentence is..
A woman without her man is nothing..

the man used punctuation and the sentence came out like this..
A woman, without her man, is nothing..

then it was given to the woman..of cause she brilliantly came up with this..
A woman: Without her, man is nothing..

hehehe...basically they were trying to say that punctuation is very important and stuff..

anyway..both species are nothing..without each other..!!
take care!!